do you ever sneeze so violently you feel like you’ve been reborn
I can’t believe Jesus hatched from an Easter egg 2000 years ago
my essay isn’t done but i sure am
tip of the day don’t vacuum with ear phones in because i just finished vacuuming the whole house only to realise it wasn’t even on
*Jesus does the cup song at the Last Supper* You’re going to miss me when I’m gone.